Criticize This!

“Hey #ERedCarpet your commercials suck! #criticizegg”

“No jokes this year please Natalie #criticizegg”

“And it did. Crowd does not seem that into it though. Huh. #criticizegg”

“Tilda Swinton looks a little bit insane. #criticizegg”

“And of course. Meryl Streep wins Best Actress for The Iron Lady. And also gets a standing o. #criticizegg”

“Ah, crap. Scorsese won for Hugo? And people are standing for him? Where's my vomit bag? #criticizegg”

“Jolie looks like she could kill someone with her lips. #criticizegg”

“@the_gaming_king Then why didn't Plummer get one? Wouldn't his resume be just as impressive? #criticizegg”

“Holy shit, someone old. Better stand and clap like idiots! #criticizegg”

“Reese looks hammed. Go The Descendants! #criticizegg”

“Claire Danes wins for Homeland! Still looking good Ms. Danes. #criticizegg”

“Awesome! Jessica Lange wins for American Horror Story. And she still looks scary. #criticizegg”

“Midnight in Paris wins for Best Screenplay. Of course Woody is not there. #criticizegg”

“Yay! Tintin wins! #criticizegg”

“So want Tintin to win this one. I'd be ok with Rango too. #criticizegg”

“@ehmeelelwhy Gosling is not there. And yeah, Wiig is dating the Strokes drummer. She looks all dark and serious now too. #criticizegg”

“Brad Pitt still thinks he's a baseball player I see. Nice hair. #criticizegg”

“Yeah, that was weird. RT @ehmeelelwhy: I'm all for world peace 'n stuff...but what was the point of that? #criticizegg”

“And is she breaking out in hives or are those her boobs popping out of that dress? #criticizegg”

“Oh please, Madonna. You're not shy. You're not nervous. You're such a big fake. Go away now. #criticizegg”